I was happy to see that Kyra was reading the Top 10 tonight on David Letterman. After some bad press from her audio that came in over our President (not her fault mind you) I am happy to see our PR machine working to make the best of it.
10. Still haven’t mastered complicated on/off switch.
9. Larry King told me he does this all the time.
8. How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom.
7. I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon.
6. I couldn’t resist a chance to win $10,000 on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”
5. I was set up by those bastards at Fox News.
4. Like you’ve never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television.
3. I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me.
2. Okay, so I was drunk and I couldn’t think straight.
1. You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting.
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